the best bitstrips comic ever made
the fuck did i just watch
IT’S BACK OH MY GOD
This is some Veggietales bullshit up in here.
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
I’ve never been a fan of this original overused quote, since it pigeonholes women with certain personality qualities in the exactly the way it pretends to be above, and I like it even less when it’s used to elevate one female character above others.
i drink a virgin screwdriver every morning im so hardcore
isnt that just orange juice
LOL JOHN’S LIKE:
"DAT WAITER GOT SOME NICE ARSE"
TURNS OUT IT’S SHERLOCK
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time to go out and milk the cows. life on a pennsylvanian farm is tough but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
the scariest thing about the Hunger Games films is when Caesar Flickerman legitimately makes you smile because he is the one that turns this twisted fight to the death into mindless entertainment for the masses and in that moment you realize that just for a second it worked on you.
there are no downsides to this at all
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
This holiday season give her the gift she’ll cherish forever.